The Virus Free Company Membership Guidelines
Welcome to The Virus, the most infectious Free Company on the Exodus Server! We’re not here to take things seriously—we’re here to wreak havoc (the fun kind), become gods of glamour, and maybe survive a few raids along the way. If you want to join an FC that feels like a crossover between an anime fight scene and a chaotic group chat, you’re in the right place.
1. Be Excellent (or at Least Hilarious)
- No jerks, no trolls (unless they’re funny), and no summoning eldritch horrors without inviting us first.
- Drama? Nah. This is a drama-free zone. You bring it, we bonk you into the nearest void portal.
2. We Accept All Playstyles—Even if You Just Exist to Pet Minions
- Raid like a legend? Cool. Craft like a boss? Sweet.
- AFK in Limsa looking fabulous? Respect.
- New to the game? Don’t worry, we’ll teach you just enough to be dangerous.
3. Play When You Want, How You Want
- No attendance requirements. Show up when you feel like it—Eorzea will still be here.
- Going on a break? Just let us know so we don’t send a search party (unless you owe us gil).
4. Participate in Shenanigans
- We run dungeons, raids, treasure maps, and other dangerous things we may or may not be prepared for.
- Expect chaotic energy, random wipe parties, and occasional synchronized /dance flash mobs.
5. Join Our Meme Haven (aka Discord)
- It’s not required, but seriously—you’re missing out if you don’t.
- Memes, cursed screenshots, bad life choices, event planning, and questionable advice all live here.
6. How to Become One of Us
- You can’t just wander in and declare yourself part of The Virus.
- You must either be personally invited by one of our (probably suspicious) members OR apply at thevirus-fc.com.
- Bonus points if your application makes us laugh, cry, or question reality.
Join Us or Regret It Forever
So, are you ready to embrace the chaos? Apply now, and let’s spread like wildfire across Eorzea—responsibly. Sort of.